THE MAN AT THE ARENA: PROF WAJACKOYAH

By Jerameel Kevins Odhiambo Owuor

Worth Noting:

• The second option is through selling of Bhang. He stated as follows: ‘ A standard Marijuana of 50 kg goes to $ 3.5 million. Using Yala farm we can produce close to 30,000 sacks annually. When you use mathematics well that is $105 Billion revenue. When you change to Kenya’s currency that is 10.5 Trillion shillings.
• This will be used in settling Kenya’s debt amicably without involving the citizenry.’ This might be laughable but look at it’s economic sense. It has economic sense devoid of moral and ethical sense as well as traditional sense in equal measure.
• Prof WaJAHckoyah definitely seems to appeal to masses unfortunately this hasn’t been proven by various opinion polls for they put forth two candidates as the main contenders.

Men have been born who have aimed at the top office on the land, whom sincerely speaking none of them has ever matched the audacity and sheer boldness of WaJAHckoyah. In fact Prof WaJAHckoyah did vie for the Presidency in 2017 yet he wasn’t as familiar as he is as of now. What could be the reason. I now endeavor to look at the man Wajackoyah through my lense.

According to what is in the public domain, WaJAHckoyah academic credentials are worthy of praises. The man was first a police officer. He then later ended up having several degrees, Masters and PHDs. Thus the title Prof which is alleged he got while lecturing in the overseas. He has represented an array of persons before the Kenyan Courts namely: Narok Senator Ledama Ole Kina and Linturi’s estranged wife Mary Ann Keitany. He is also the proprietor of Luchiru and Company Advocates, the firm offers bespoke and tailor made services to clients. Prof WaJAHckoyah seems to be in love with Immigration Law. He has been a Counsel for many of Tanzanian politicians who have sought assylum in Kenya. He did even last year graduated after finishing a post graduate diploma in Immigration Law from University of Nairobi.

From 2021 the name WaJAHckoyah wasn’t widely known, but he did mention he is going to make another stab to be the President. WaJAHckoyah then came up with populist statements which has been him overtime a darling to Kenyans especially the young. Prof WaJAHckoyah noted that he will legalize Bhang for it has a high economic value, introduce a four day working week, abolish Constitution within three months of him getting into office, hang all public officials implicated with graft cases as well as making Kenya the hub of commercial activities. Not forgetting coming up with quite laughable ideas on repaying Chinese debts.

On the Chinese debts he stated that there are two ways to repay the same. One is through snake farming in the country. Through the same Kenyan government under his watch will embrace snake farming at a large scale level. The snake rearred will then be harvested and poison removed from them after which the snakes will be exported to China to offset debt that Kenyans owe the Chinese. He noted that: “90kg of snakes goes for close to 6 million. Let’s say we supply 1.2 million snakes annually that is close to 7.2 Trillion annually. This amount will be used to offset debts.”

The second option is through selling of Bhang. He stated as follows: ‘ A standard Marijuana of 50 kg goes to $ 3.5 million. Using Yala farm we can produce close to 30,000 sacks annually. When you use mathematics  well that is $105 Billion revenue. When you change to Kenya’s currency that is 10.5 Trillion shillings. This will be used in settling Kenya’s debt amicably without involving the citizenry.’ This might be laughable but look at it’s economic sense. It has economic sense devoid of moral and ethical sense as well as traditional sense in equal measure.

Prof WaJAHckoyah definitely seems to appeal to masses unfortunately this hasn’t been proven by various opinion polls for they put forth two candidates as the main contenders. The two are Former Prime Minister Right Honourable Raila Odinga and Deputy President His Excellency Doctor William Samoei Ruto. Am sure that Prof WaJAHckoyah has a huge chance of getting votes for the Presidency. Whether he will win or not remains a tale of another day. Regardless I wish him the best. His policies seem not to make sense to others but that can be maybe because they have the danger of a single story.

Hail!! Rastafarian Prof WaJAHckoyah Luchiri

Odhiambo Jerameel Kevins Owuor is a law student at University of Nairobi, Parklands Campus. He regularly writes on social, legal, political and contemporary issues.